People always ask me, "How do you do it? I would never put up with that," they say, "...the way [unnamed person] talks to you. Why do you let them?" Others ask, "Don't you ever feel like just leaving when it happens?"
Don't be silly - of course I do (EVERY DAY), but here's what they don't know:
Personally, I think those people are simply jealous. [insert internal laughter]
"[Unnamed person] is mine!" I tell them, "And you can't have them." To which the automatic, and very swift response is, "I don't want [unnamed person], you can have them!"
Yeah, that's kinda what I figured.
There are days when the thought of smacking this person upside the head with a handy portion of a broken pallet is quite appealing, but then reality creeps in.
Where would I hide the body?
How much digging would it entail?
Would it be worth the possible jail time?
Most importantly, do I get to keep all of my paid vacation time and quarterly bonus?
Hey, it pays to be objective.
