Once upon a time

There was once a period in my life (my entire life, actually) where I could eat anything I chose without repercussions - of any sort. But I suppose too much of anything can be detrimental in some way, eh?

Even if the item in question is usually suggested to support a healthful diet....for a woman......of. a. certain......age.

Yes, even pistachios. [insert sinister music riff]

I love pistachios, and they love me. However, more than a modest handful at one time (per day) can lead to...well... . . . . . . .

...mud butt.