And for that matter, they're not always accurately placed, either.
Somewhere, somehow, I must have kicked a cosmic leprechaun. This is the only answer for all of the extra garbage happening lately.
I've broken no mirrors (that I'm aware of).
I've insulted no girlscouts nor spilled any salt,
walked under any ladders,
opened an umbrella indoors or crossed the path of any black cats (again, none of which I am aware of).
So why the universal retribution? What's with the crummy luck? Whose poop list am I on and how can I reverse the tide?
Rush Limbaugh has it coming to him....I am the good guy!
[whimper]
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