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9.19.2011

Hey

Why do butterflies drift over roads at such a low altitude?

Has anybody tripped over my missing job? I can't seem to find it anywhere; thought maybe I dropped it over there somewhere.

Who's the wiseguy who ordered all this rain for today?

Why are the geese flying over my house heading west - should I be concerned?

Why is it that Twitter (and SPAMbots posing as a cousin) are the only entities (human or otherwise) who are emailing me?

Anyone wanna see my surgery scar? We call it the 'zipper.'

Does somebody out there feel competent enough to cut my hair into an attractive style?

What's the last thing you remember about being five years old?

Have you ever had too much of a good thing?

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