It's raining SO hard...

If it keeps on raining much longer the way it has - and the way that it is - the backyard will be filled in no time, and I can go swimming!

It's already knocked a lot of leaves off the tree in the front yard!

It's rained so much my car is now mud-, bird poop-, and maple tree sap-free! I saved $5.

Ya know that mound of grass I mentioned yesterday? Well, it's now four inches shorter...but it is 18" wider! Oh, wait. That's nothing to get excited over.

Darn-it-all!!