Exton Elias is the diminutive Downey's moniker, and that first name isn't as weird as it might have been. I mean, let's face it, some high-profile celebrities (and some more-famous-in-their-own-minds-than-to-the-general-populace celebrity wannabes) have come up with some incredibly odd, somewhat weird, downright stupid names for their offspring. For example:
Audio Silence - son of Shannyn Sossamon/Dallas Clayton
Moxie Crimefighter - daughter of Penn and Emily Jillette
Pilot Inspektor - son of Jason and Beth Lee
Kal-El - son of Nicolas Cage/Alice Kim (although I am surprised at the tame nature of this nutjob's choice)
Speck Wildhorse - son of John Mellencamp/Elaine Irwin
Sparrow James Midnight - son of Nicole Richie/Joel Madden
Bluebell Madonna - daughter of Geri Halliwell/Sacha Gervasi
Banjo Patrick - son of Rachel Griffith/Andrew Taylor
Kyd Miller - son of David Duchovney/Tea Leoni (more cute and kitchy than weird)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q - son of Bono/Ali Hewson
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha - son (or pet) of Lisa Bonet/Jason Momoa
Daisy Boo (&) Poppy Honey - daughters of Jamie Oliver/Jools Norton
Reignbeau - daughter of Ving Rhames/Deborah Reed (a little gender-schmeared, poor kid)
Jermajesty - son of Jermaine and Alejandra Jackson (figures....what a strange clan of people)
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen (&) Moon Unit - daughters of Frank Zappa. But let's not forget his sons, Dweezil and Ahmet. Personally, I think Ahmet got off easy.
I will refrain from ranting on, as I think this list speaks for itself.......sadly. There are so many questions one could ask, but if I got started I would never quit. Then there's the whole matter of how muddled my brain would be if I did ask "why ?" and ponder over any of it any further. So, let's quit while we're ahead and laughing, eh?
Thank you for the hilarity this morning, you wacky, wacky celebrities.
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