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2.01.2012

In the news

Breaking headline from my electronic newsfeed:

"Romney routs Gingrich in Florida"

So....essentially, what they're saying is -

'The newt was mitt-slapped in the pan handle.'

Hey folks, this is the news. I don't make this stuff up, I'm just re-reporting it in my own words.

Gotta make your fun with whatever you're given. Honestly, I like my version better.

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